Offshore races May 2, 3, 4 in New Jersey

[roadtripse]

Sweet, it's ON! Good call on the ZRC. Preliminary planning meeting, time TBD, in the salon of the Roamer.

Well with that plan, I bet we can get an entire team of dreamers assembled. We could call it "Team MPO" for short! Heck, we even have a Captain in a figurative sense, even if we aren't going to let him drive anything more than his own two feet down the stair well in express mode. Sally Struthers would look awesome sprawled all over the side of the boat, too. I'm talking pre-Meathead days, of course! I like the whole concept!

[duckhunter]

I'll have my people talk to her people about sponsorship! Backup plan is Lindsay Logan (pre-crystal meth days).

Need the Miami contingent to start working on Cat and Cummins to see who will cough up some free motors. Stan has bought enough drives recently that he probably has a couple spare Arnesons in the shed.

Tito's Vodka is interested in sponsoring the pit festivities.

It's all coming together!!

[MadPoodle]

I have 18 cases of Pabst, and two Deutz diesels ready to go....





And I LOVE Tito's!!!!

[duckhunter]

OK, the PBR puts you on the team!

I've got an idea percolating for the mother ship for NY Harbor. It's about 60', 1271s, aluminum hull. And stripper poles. Where do we find something like that?

[The Hedgehog]

OK, the PBR puts you on the team!

I've got an idea percolating for the mother ship for NY Harbor. It's about 60', 1271s, aluminum hull. And stripper poles. Where do we find something like that?

Boom.....right here.....in a real metal boat. Not like those space ship looking cruisers they are building today out of Tupperware!

i feel a team meeting for Team MPO coming on.....and yes, Titos will sponsor!

Basically we we will let the Hydro's and Cats play in the lakes, we will take the big V's out with the bad boys!

[OFFSHORE GINGER]

Just curious what will the temps be like there considering it is still colder then hell here in West Mich .

[The Hedgehog]

We really need to get The Captain to weigh in, so to speak.

I will get him to join!

[The Hedgehog]

It's a serious problem. It almost starts off harmless and funny but those tripod jokes start to get old after a while. Then there is the issue of clothes......that can be downright painful and expensive!


Meatbarrow! Now that's funny!

[The Hedgehog]

That was awesome. Now if we just had a few pics of Zilla when he had the 70's John Holmes porn mustache!

[The Hedgehog]

Well with that plan, I bet we can get an entire team of dreamers assembled. We could call it "Team MPO" for short! Heck, we even have a Captain in a figurative sense, even if we aren't going to let him drive anything more than his own two feet down the stair well in express mode. Sally Struthers would look awesome sprawled all over the side of the boat, too. I'm talking pre-Meathead days, of course! I like the whole concept!

Team MPO is going to have a meeting. Hedge is sponsoring offshore races at The Gorge. At least as long as it does not get over 6" of chop. Team MPO will enter a canopied Allison and we will spank those non-pad Donzi's!

[BUIZILLA]

you should be able to schedule the *event* between the Edsel and Studebaker reunions.. so the leftover and dry rotted wide whites can be used as turn markers

[seabuddy7]

I am outclassed with you guys on this OFFshore racing stuff. I have ridden in, not driven, triple digits on water, but not out of the sight of land.

So, have at it here and know you have readers that are all eyes. It is an interesting read.

My contribution within this post... I pat myself on the back for starting it. The board has been kind of quiet, lately, in my view.

The fastest I have driven a boat (vee bottom) on Lake Hopatcong is about 67 MPH.

I intend to go Sat overnight and be there Sunday, so here is my cell number if you are going to and want to catch up. Chris (seabuddy) Brown 518-281-0045.

[roadtripse]

I am proud to announce that the first sponsor of Team MPO Racing is Tito's Vodka. With this foundation, the MPO team should be able to build quite the offshore racing team concept...

Thinking the team motto should be "Go big, or don't go at all!"

[Ghost]

I am proud to announce that the first sponsor of Team MPO Racing is Tito's Vodka. With this foundation, the MPO team should be able to build quite the offshore racing team concept...

Thinking the team motto should be "Go big, or don't go at all!"

Friendly amendment: thinking it could be "go big or go elsewhere."

[roadtripse]

Friendly amendment: thinking it could be "go big or go elsewhere."

Agreed!

I'm thinking some coozies with Sally Struther's image, Team MPO Racing across the top, and the team motto of "Go Big or Go Elsewhere" across the bottom need to go on order before event season starts...

"MPO" stands for "Male Penile Obesity Syndrome", of course...